A break from all things Colombia- a letter to these idiots selling windows back home

September 25, 2013

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Listen here, I live in Colombia (South AMERICA, not Carolina) and as such, am about as likely to buy a window from an outfit in New England as I am to flap my arms and fly there. However, I am New Hampshire born and raised so I listen compulsively to media from New England regarding […]

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More traffic in Colombia- and narcissistic douches

July 12, 2013

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To: Taylor Re: Driver’s Ed Hey T, glad to hear Driver’s Ed. Is going well. I know it’s tough to wait but you’ll have your license soon. A lot of the roads here don’t have painted lines or soft shoulders and i swear it affects everything people do when driving or even walking. People drive […]

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A Note

June 29, 2013

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If you only skim the first paragraph, you’re gonna be bored to fucking tears. Each piece is multiple personality. The opening is a G-rated email home to family, while the second message is addressed to like-minded shitheads such as myself which without question, is the interesting part.

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Don’t worry, I’m perfectly safe- and I still think something is the fuck up with this DEA agent

June 28, 2013

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To: Macie Re: re: don’t worry sweetie! Hey kiddo, yes your Mom is right they may have caught the guys who murdered the police-guy here in Bogota. But remember, they’re not guilty just yet. But if they are the guys who did it I hope they get in as much trouble as possible. And please […]

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DEA agent killed in Colombia- and the buttfucking of tourism here….again

June 25, 2013

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To: Macie Re: Don’t worry sweetie! Hi princess, I’m fine, please tell everyone not to worry about me. Yes, an American was killed in my city, but I don’t live very close. It’s actually a very nice neighborhood but stuff like that is why I always call for a taxi and don’t get one in […]

Music in Colombia- and the shit that has somehow migrated here from the USA

June 25, 2013

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To: Luke Re: music down here Hey buddy, I bet you’re glad summer vacation is finally here. I hope you have fun in the pool, tell Mimi to take some videos of the tricks you’re trying this year. You’re right- there is a lot of music called ‘Salsa’ here but no, it’s not the stuff […]

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Menu- hockers- and the assholes who try to push menus on you in the middle of the street

June 20, 2013

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To: Macie Re: Restaurants in Colombia Hi Kiddo, Yes a lot of the restaurants are the same here. There’s a lot of the same ones like you go to in the mall like TGIF’s or McDonald’s, etc.. The fast food restaurants, whether it’s McDonalds or not are actually a litle nicer inside. But they do […]