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A Note

June 29, 2013

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If you only skim the first paragraph, you’re gonna be bored to fucking tears. Each piece is multiple personality. The opening is a G-rated email home to family, while the second message is addressed to like-minded shitheads such as myself which without question, is the interesting part. Advertisements

Don’t worry, I’m perfectly safe- and I still think something is the fuck up with this DEA agent

June 28, 2013

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To: Macie Re: re: don’t worry sweetie! Hey kiddo, yes your Mom is right they may have caught the guys who murdered the police-guy here in Bogota. But remember, they’re not guilty just yet. But if they are the guys who did it I hope they get in as much trouble as possible. And please […]

DEA agent killed in Colombia- and the buttfucking of tourism here….again

June 25, 2013

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To: Macie Re: Don’t worry sweetie! Hi princess, I’m fine, please tell everyone not to worry about me. Yes, an American was killed in my city, but I don’t live very close. It’s actually a very nice neighborhood but stuff like that is why I always call for a taxi and don’t get one in […]

Music in Colombia- and the shit that has somehow migrated here from the USA

June 25, 2013

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To: Luke Re: music down here Hey buddy, I bet you’re glad summer vacation is finally here. I hope you have fun in the pool, tell Mimi to take some videos of the tricks you’re trying this year. You’re right- there is a lot of music called ‘Salsa’ here but no, it’s not the stuff […]

Menu- hockers- and the assholes who try to push menus on you in the middle of the street

June 20, 2013

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To: Macie Re: Restaurants in Colombia Hi Kiddo, Yes a lot of the restaurants are the same here. There’s a lot of the same ones like you go to in the mall like TGIF’s or McDonald’s, etc.. The fast food restaurants, whether it’s McDonalds or not are actually a litle nicer inside. But they do […]

Pics of the Dog- and Free- Swinging Nutsacks

June 13, 2013

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To: Grammy Re: Bruno the dog Hi Grammy, I’m glad you and Grandpa liked the pictures of Bruno. I guess he’s not a puppy anymore, he’s seven years old! He can be difficult at times, but truthfully I like having him around. He barks a lot like Misty used to and isn’t nearly as peaceful […]

Crippling back pain- and Thank Christ Vicodin is over the counter

June 6, 2013

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To: Macie Re: re: which side of the road does Colombia drive? Hi Kiddo, Thanks for another email honey, I really like reading them and your spelling is so good now. You must be getting older! People here drive on the right side of the toad like we do back home. But you’re right, most […]